Rețeaua socială la români

Ion is in a relationship with Mărie.
Mărie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this).
Mărie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Mărie and Ion like this).
[Mărie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn. Ion comes to see Mărie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending]
Ion is now single.
Ion was invited to join group "Bețivanii satului".
Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Beție la crâșmă". (Crâșmarul likes this)
Ion set his status to: "supărat sunt, doamne, iarăși supărat"
Ion is now drunk and pissed on Mărie’s Wall
Mărie finished attending Vasile.
Mărie set her status to: "Foarte obosită. Sper să mă pot trezi mâine să merg la biserică"
Vasile commented to Mărie’s status "Eu nici nu cred că vin. Poate duminica viitoare"
[Sunday]
Babele din sat are attending the event "Slujba de duminică" (Popa satului, Părintele Iosif, Cantoru’ and Clopotaru’ like this)
Bețivii satului missed the event "Slujba de duminică" because of it’s interference with the event "Beția de duminică" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru’ like this)
[Monday]
Mărie set her status to: "La spovedit…"
Ion commented on Mărie’s status: "Ce-i, Mărie, te-o prins rușinea?"
Mărie also commented on her status: "Taci, Ioane că ești prost"
Popa satului also commented on Mărie’s status: "J"
Primarul satului likes this..
Vaca lu’ Mărie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu…"
Mărie commented to Vaca lu’ Mărie status: "Ioi, ce proastă îs, am uitat să te mulg. După spovedit vin și la tine. Paște până atunci"
Vaca lu’ Mărie likes this.
Primarul satului added "șpagă" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
Șeful de Post set his status to: "La primărie, la o vorbă cu primarul"
Primarul satului is now attending "Pușcăria".(Bebiță săpunaru’ and all his friends likes this)"