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1. "Măcar pune-o-n chiuvetă, dacă n-o speli". E într-o dispoziție mai mult decât neprietenoasă, lucru pe care poți să-l deduci cu oarecare ușurință și din faptul că nici n-ai terminat de mâncat. Are ca variante și alte replici la fel de drăguțe, cum ar fi: "Măcar pune-le în coșul de rufe, dacă tot le spală proasta", "Măcar descalță-te, dacă tot șterge servitoarea după tine", deși știm cu toții că asta n-ar îmbunătăți cu nimic situația.
2. "Ce sunt șosetele alea de lângă scaun?". Deși abil formulată, această întrebare nu are decât un singur răspuns logic, o dată ce șosetele de lângă scaun sunt, de regulă, chiar șosete, și mult mai rar pantofi, schiuri sau patine cu rotile. O întrebare cu ceva mai multă logică ar fi: "Cine sunt șosetele alea de lângă scaun?".
3. "O colegă de-a mea a mers cu prietenul ei la teatru". Bineînțeles că această prietenă ori nu există, ori că, de fapt, a stat acasă și și-a făcut de lucru prin bucătărie, în timp ce prietenul ei (dacă, totuși, acesta există) s-a uitat la meci. Și chiar dacă, prin absurd, lucrurile au stat întocmai, tot nu reușești să înțelegi de ce te-ar interesa, așa că, logic, întrebi: "Și?". Răspuns: "Și nimic".
4. "Asta nu puteai s-o pui acolo?". Să spunem că știi ce reprezintă "asta", deși, de cele mai multe ori, e greu să ghicești, o dată ce tu ești în baie, iar ea în sufragerie. Deci, știi ce e "asta", dar nu știi unde e "acolo". Întrebi: "Unde?". Răspuns: "Nu mai contează".
5. "În seara asta iar te duci la bere?" N-ai mai fost de o săptămână și nici nu intenționai să te duci astăzi. Când, însă, ea știe mult mai bine decât tine ce-ai de gând, nu mai ai nici o șansă. Răspunzi, timid: "Nu". Te crede imediat: "E, nu!"
6. "N-am nimic". De regulă, femeile n-au nimic atunci când nu scot o vorbă trei ore (știut fiind faptul că femeile nu prea obișnuiesc să vorbească) sau trântesc diverse lucruri prin casă (curățenia pe care, chipurile, o fac nefiind decât un pretext ca să poată manipula lucruri și, altfel, să le poată trânti fără ca tu să-ți dai seama că e plină de draci).
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